Friendz and loverz,
Everyone knows breakfast is the foundation of a successful day. But what’s that you say? A liter of coffee, three bags of Earl Grey black, and jellied toast doesn’t do it for you? I have a solution.
FUCK JELLY. Kick your morning in the ass with a generous, DAILY portion of hot jamz. Leave the jelly chilling in the fridge.
let’s toast to delicious jamz