a toast to delicious jamz

Spreading the lice


Dear Friendz and Loverz,

Keylime from Slimbabwe. I know I haven’t posted in a loooonnnggg time. I’ll give you an excuse as soon as I come up with one.

This little soundbite, while it does sound amazing, is not an end all for your temporal lobe, but it very well may short your frontal lobe. Go. Atoms for Peace. Who? What? I honestly can’t believe this flew under my radar until now. Atoms for Peace is a collaboration between Thom Yorke (Radiohead) and Flea (RHCP). Whoa.

Just last night, a fellow Kieron (really–there’s another) and I were discussing which band would be recognized as The Beatles of 2000-2010.  I immediately suggested Radiohead. The reasons being obvious: accessible, popular, revolutionary. I get the typical response, “But what about the Red Hot Chili Peppers?” Some of you will kill me for saying this, but I only really like them. After middle school my RHCP love was conversely related to my growth spurt. great singer, great bassist but lacking that revolutionary quality that resonates in Radiohead’s music. So there I stood just liking them; until today.

At 11 am I awoke from a hazy night of good food, better people, and a great house party that naturally led to a few brave souls jumping into the 50 degree Fahrenheit swimming pool. Hello hangover. I decided I wasn’t going to do anything but play chess and browse music because I didn’t have the energy or the motivation to follow up on the skydiving we are supposed to be doing right now. Well, on popped this gem. It was well constructed. It definitely possessed that erie, dark sound my good friends know I love. I let it play on deciding not to jump through the song to see if it was worth listening to like I normally do. Then, what the hell? Thome Yorke starts singing on the track. Is this his solo work? I decided if it was, he made serious strides since The Eraser. Research. What is this?

Que ice water poured directly onto my brain. Flashback from the pool last night. This was a collaboration of epic proportions. The likes of which I thought I’d never see. So now, I stand corrected. Flea, I commend you. You proved you can push your own boundaries. Props.

I’ll look around the dark corners of the internet and put up a link later tonight.



So everyone should know Tiesto for putting out poppy house bangers. Work Hard, Play Hard was a pretty decent club track, and  5 drinks down at a club or concert I have definitely rocked out hard to it, but the song was never anything I would play in my car. Autoerotique gutted everything but the foundation of this house (track) then flipped it hard. All that cheezy clutter was replaced with a sleek, minimalist sound. This one I would blast midwinter driving at slow speeds with my windows down just to give people a chance to Shazaam it. Beautiful.

Tiesto – Work Hard, Play Hard (AutoErotique Groove Remix)

At a mere five hours old, this Adoptahighway remix is sure to blow up. In fact, Jamz not Jelly is probably the first blog to post it. That said I better finish this post before that’s no longer true. The song moans with a dreary, ominous, garage sound that would feel right at home in the middle of November if it weren’t sunny as hell and 72 in North Carolina.

I hope they're rugby player otherwise this is sure to be one dirty highway.

Faux Fir – 1 2 3 Avenue B (Adoptahighway remix)

invisible fire felt rainin’ till 4am past

I had some Indian Summer-induced nostalgia, and I can’t stop listening to my dancy pop tunes, particularly, lately, the everloved, effervescent Kaskade.  (NOT CASCADA. NOT NOT NOT.)  This guy is forty (can you believe that? can i say that?) but has kept me nonstop bouncing for like a half-decade and goin.  So if you’re in the NYC ‘hood, you should check out tryin to get tix to one of his sold-out shows at Webster Hall this coming Sat & Sunday.  After casually bumping into him a couple times this summer, I can say with full certainty you will not be let down. (If you’re not in the big apple, he’s also playing elsewhere..)

Now I kinda dislike Skylar ‘EmoPrincess’ Grey, but regardless, this song has got me hooked.  And then some promotional genius incorporated it into an incredibly heartwarming recap of this year’s eZoo.  Included ’em both.  gah I love it.

Skylar Grey – Invisible (Kaskade Remix)

Arguably one of the most danceable pop tracks — I mean, popular dance tracks — of the century, here’s a remix of Fire In Your New Shoes featuring miss Dragonette that takes the same iconically-Kaskade series of power chords and slow-warps them to throw chills through to your backbone…..then dives into crazy danceland 🙂

Kaskade – Fire In Your New Shoes (Sultan & Ned Shepard Electric Daisy Remix)

While it’s not raining at this moment exactly, it has been all friggin week, here where I scuba.  But dear Minnesota also let rain this dubby remix of a Kaskade original a few months ago, and I gotta say thank you, again, the both of you, this time for making my latenight dark and rainy drives home sooooo much cooler.

Kaskade and Adam K – Raining (Minnesota RMX)

…And once the drive is over, and bed approaches, and exhaustion has hit but you can’t stop thinking…

Kaskade – 4 AM (Adam K & Soha Mix)

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Keylime 9/29

Disclaimer: If you’re an indie only person skip to the third song

You have no idea how hard it is to post right now. There is so much good stuff that popped up in the month I neglected soundcloud. I want to keep surprising you guys, so I’m going to throw up another terrible song that had the ugly remixed out of it. LISTEN before you write it off. I know a lot one or two of you out there might hate me for saying this, but I could never understand how a talented musician like Dave Grohl could put out such awesome music with two of his bands (QOTS, Nirvana) and such ear-piercingly awful music with the other (Fool Fighters). Well pat Louis La Rouche on the back ’cause he just made the Foo Fighters listenable. Sad but true–the only way you could improve his remix of “Everlong” would be to remove Dave Grohl’s singing altogether.

Everlong (Louis La Roche Rework)

Next up I’ve got “Kairo” by  John Dahlbäck. I’m not entirely sure why I like this song so much, and it might be a folly posting it, but there’s something about the slow, industrial breakdown and urgent droning of reggaetonesque (coined) drums that keeps me wanting to move. It’s also pretty amazing how Dahlbäck makes the synthesizers almost moan. Wait for the drop around 2 minutes, or if you’re like me and impatient as hell, have itunes cut of the off the first 2 mins.

Cairo These Days

John Dahlbäck – Kairo (Original Mix)

This next tune is perfect to throw on for some sexxxin’. Phaseone crushed it with his eerie remix of “Daily Routine” which included a sick rap drop (Yeah, yeah, yeah–Inside joke?). He’s clearly demonstrated he’s in it for the long haul.

All Hers

Phaseone – All to Herself

Phaseone also remixed Burial’s 1997 melancholic bliss, “Archangel”. Unlike “Everlong”, the original Burial song actually stands on its own fine.

Coverart from the Burial Album Untrue

Burial – Archangel (Phaseone Remix)

Finally, this oldie popped up while my library was on shuffle. A google site search of Jamz Not Jelly confirmed that I had somehow never posted this gem. Mary Anne Hobbes spoke true in her phone sex operator voice when she said Kito & Reija Lee have a really powerful yet poetic take on dubstep. Diplo sure as hell knows how to pick for his label, Mad Decent.

Kito & Reija Lee – Sweet Talk


Tons has happened since I last blogged. ID Fest stormed (literally) VA, and it was beautifully successful in the most chaotic, unexpected way possible. First, Avicci took the stage throwing up what can only be generously called mediocre visuals. Then, Steve Aoki confirmed his real passion was for screamo, not EDM. Finally, one of my high school favorites, DJ Shadow, was miserably rained out. Luckily, all was not lost. The rain brought everyone under the only covered stage at ID Fest to dance like a weird family of circus freaks while Kaskade put on a truly epic light show that was only gloriously complimented by lightning splintering across the sky in the distance. As with Dayglow, I put together a compilation of post-rave songs to please the ears of my fellow comrades daring to weather such explosive bass.

The only thing Gwen Stafani ever did for me was teach me to spell bananananas (sic). I don’t like her, and you don’t need to either to enjoy Lapalux’s bootleg. Lapalux cracked the song apart so much he makes fixing Humpty look like child’s play.


Gwen Stefani – Luxurious (Lapalux’s bootleg remix)


Picture House takes Crystal Fighters’ “In the Summer” and gives it a smokin’ hot tan. I know Labor Day passed, but to be fair ID Fest did make the cut. All that aside, come December when you get sick of trying to find your liquor jacket so you can actually step outside and have fun on a Friday night you’ll thank me. So crack a corona to this song because it will most certainly conjure an island breeze to blow all that snow to come away.
Crystal Fighters – In The Summer (Picture House’s ‘Summer In The Balearics’ Mix)


In keeping with the post-rave post precedent (confusing, I know) I figured I’d throw on some heavier EDM as well in case my comrades still needed to move a little. Deathstar certainly stays true to the awesomeness of his name. Listen, he’ll blow your world up with these two tracks.

Deathstar – Money Talks


Gotta love the Lil’ John and Fatboy Slim in “Funk Soul”.

Deathstar – Funk Soul

the crown jewel

I don’t even know what to say… after an amazing lineup of beautiful, technologic bliss, we’re beginning to leave a killer set by Armin van Buuren when we turn around and see this.

Armin van Buuren (ft. Christian Burns) – This Light Between Us (Great Strings Mix Edit)

This one as well has been on repeat in my head literally since we left the zoo…

The Killers – Human (Armin Van Buuren Club Remix)

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Uncage the animals !!

So there’s this annual festival in New York you may’ve heard of, where like a hundred of the world’s greatest DJs magically dip in for a three-day party on Randall’s Isle, Manhattan– it’s Electric Zoo, it begins in less than 24 hours, and–lucky for you–more tickets have been released!

Yea… you read those prices right.  But then take a look at those lineups!  You won’t find a hotter show on the eastern seaboard.  For me, it was the epic Sunday lineup that I ended up buying a ticket for, coincidentally the first day that started selling out tickets.  A few thousand of my best friends and I are about to get the aural pleasuring of a lifetime from the likes of Diplo, Afrojack, Armin van Buuren, Calvin Harris, and just a few other nonmortals who’ve agreed to come grace our ears.

The massive dance party’ll start later that afternoon, but first I wanna mention two acts that precede the crazy: Gramatik and MiM0SA, performing starting at 11:30am back-to-back at the “Hilltop Arena,” where you’re likely to find me planted the majority of the day.  These guys both bring back an older world through funky mixes produced so silkily smooth they’d slip right through your fingers. To help you start to feel the beat…

Led Zeppelin – Stairway To Hip-Hop Heaven (Gramatik Remix) 
(Someone dareth touch Led Zepp?!)

Nina Simone – I Put A Spell On You (MiM0SA mix)

Another personal fave during my scuba adventures is Jack Beats, booked right in between the sets of Fake Blood and Diplo (two other mighty fine DJs).  Be sure to check out his jungle-infused set to really make it feel like a zoo…

Jack Beats – Revolution <–whoa

Florence and the Machine – Drumming Song (Jack Beats Remix)

Hope to see you there !